(non)cake

Entries owed:/
-Last day @ work.
-YQ bday celebration
-KTV w Dover Colleagues

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Read through the entries for the past few days and I realised that I never update about my (non)cake.

Yes, it's another failure.
This time round, it's an beyond failure.
It's failure failure failure failure ultimate failure o.o
It's (very)embarrassing to say it here.. but I still want to. =/
Hopefully 50 yrs down the road, (if i'm still alive), I would look back and laugh at this experience.
*sniff*

Basically, it was a no-bake cake, meaning you dont have to put it in the oven to bake.
I dont know if it's the recipe problem (I HOPE =X) or my own problem (most probably -_-).
I was supposed to put the (non)cake into the refrigerator to cool + harden it overnight.
I put it in there for 3 days and.. IT NEVER HARDENED.
*faints*

The whole cake was jelly-like (I SWEAR it wobbles o.o) and when I tried to cut it, it's like cutting.. yogurt. o.o
BRAVE bro tried some of it and OMG. He said it tasted like condensed milk.
HAHHAHAAaaaa.
I tried abit and it tasted like sour (spoilt? =x) condensed milk
Mommy doesnt even dare to go near it (thanks ar mommy =x)

I threw two whole (non)cakes away...
It hurts, cos it's like throwing my hard-earned money away.
AWwwww. Ok Please promise me that you'll not tell anyone about my (un)cake.
It's utterly embarrassing and the reason I dare to blog it here is cos I know many of my friends don't read my blog.
HEHE =D

Through my (un)cookies and (non)cake, I hereby conclude that I don't belong in the kitchen -_- Maybe by the sink only. (to wash dishes. bleah.)
But I'll still cook. Esp. my fav fried egg + potato slices. yumsssss~


p.s: no pics cos I dont want to spoil anyone's appetite =x